Maybe we'll be like Artie and Tina. There doesn't seem to be any hard feelings or awkwardness there anymore. They're just... friends. If we're going to be like anyone, I hope it's them. [Because he couldn't personally stand Finn and Rachel when they were just friends last year. Too much drama. Same with Finn and Quinn. Sam and Quinn, on the other hand, aren't quite as bad. But that's probably just because Sam's a nice person.] I just want to be friends with him again. I just want to be us again.

[He sits up on the bed, pulling his knees up in front of his chest as he gives Older Kurt a panicked look.] It could happen. I'm obviously not going to have sex with Blaine. Maybe I won't have sex at all. Ever.