You haven't. I mean, yeah, you and your Blaine broke up too, but you still had months with him I'll never have. Experiences with him that I'll never have.

[He has no intention of losing his virginity at a party, with a bunch of drunks stumbling around all over the place. He was thinking more along the lines of getting drunk with his girls and giving Rachel a much needed makeover. And hey, maybe Blaine would show up. He blinks at Older Kurt, trying to figure out how to get out of this conversation without being obvious.]

Um yeah, he's no one you'd know.