...Because he's probably going back to Ireland at some point? And he's totally in love with Finn right now. [Kurt's eyes widen, and he wants desperately to look away, but he can't. There's no way Older Kurt hasn't figured it out and Kurt isn't sure what he can do to convince him it's someone else now.]

I-- Okay, fine. It's not Rory, or Finn or Mr. Schue. But I can't tell you who it is because it really is inappropriate. Really, really inappropriate. And honestly? You really do not want to know, trust me on this.