I'm not a kid. And I'm sure you can handle us, but that doesn't necessarily mean you'd want to. [His cheeks grow warm at the way Older Kurt's looking at him and he leans into to kiss him again, letting it last a little longer this time. He's really going to miss this come tomorrow morning.] ...What made you think I'd do something stupid? If you recall, I was one of the only sober, responsible people at Rachel's train wreck last year. And anyway, I'm not sure I'm going to allow alcohol if we have a party here.

[He laughs.] So did the gossip turn out to be as juicy as you thought it would be?