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[Kurt comes storming into Cameron's room, without knocking, obviously annoyed.]

Damn it, Cameron, what did I tell you about getting fingerprints on my car? It's like no one in this house ever listens!

Date: 2011-09-23 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] betterhummel.livejournal.com
I don't know! Finn! Dad! Why is it always me?

Date: 2011-09-23 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slap-the-butt.livejournal.com
Dad has no reason to go near my baby and Finn already denied it. He's been using his crappy truck to get to school lately anyway. It's always you because you're always the one touching my things. Our whole lives, Cameron.
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Date: 2011-09-23 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slap-the-butt.livejournal.com
Then who did? The only other person who's been anywhere near my car was Blaine and he didn't even get in!

Date: 2011-09-23 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] betterhummel.livejournal.com
I don't know! [ He throws his hands in the air. ] Not everything is my fault!

Date: 2011-09-23 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slap-the-butt.livejournal.com
Maybe not, but you're not always innocent either, are you?

Date: 2011-09-23 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] betterhummel.livejournal.com
What's that supposed to mean?

Date: 2011-09-23 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slap-the-butt.livejournal.com
All the times you got juice on my sweaters and then denied it to dad. The time you spilled your alcohol on my pants at Rachel's party and seemed to 'forget' about it the next day? How about all the times you get an attitude with Blaine and then act like I'm imagining it?

Date: 2011-09-23 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] betterhummel.livejournal.com
One, I was five! Two, I was drunk and completely hung over! And three, Blaine is a dirtbag!

Date: 2011-09-23 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slap-the-butt.livejournal.com
One, you were six. Two, that is no excuse. I should have told dad on you. And three, what the hell, Cameron? How can you call him that? What has he ever done to you?

Date: 2011-09-23 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] betterhummel.livejournal.com
[ Cameron rolls his eyes, throwing himself back on the bed. ]

God forbid that I get my age wrong, or get drunk with all your friends. [ He snorts, closing his eyes. ] He's messed you around so much and you ask me why I don't like him?

Date: 2011-09-23 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slap-the-butt.livejournal.com
[Kurt glares down at him.]

I didn't even get drunk with all my friends. [He places his hands on his hips and rolls his eyes.] He didn't mess me around. He just wasn't interested. You didn't like him even before it became clear he didn't want me.

Date: 2011-09-23 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] betterhummel.livejournal.com
Because I could tell he was a pretty douche that was going to treat you like crap.

[ He sits up, crossing his legs. ]

And I was right, huh?

Date: 2011-09-23 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slap-the-butt.livejournal.com
He doesn't treat me like crap, Cameron! He's my best friend!

Date: 2011-09-23 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] betterhummel.livejournal.com
[ Cameron winces like he's been slapped before he swallows. ]

Good for you. I didn't touch your car. Anything else?

Date: 2011-09-23 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slap-the-butt.livejournal.com
[He sees the wince and takes a step forward, eyes narrowing, his issues with the car momentarily forgotten.]

Don't even... you know what? No. You don't get to act like me having friends is a personal insult to you. Mercedes is my best friend too. Is that a problem? How about Rachel? Do you hate them too?

Date: 2011-09-23 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] betterhummel.livejournal.com
I don't care how many friends you have! [ Cameron looks away, swallowing. ] I don't care. Because guess what? I don't matter. Not to anyone. So, please, go. Just - have your best friends and your sleepovers and your coffee dates and leave me to rot, okay?

Date: 2011-09-23 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slap-the-butt.livejournal.com
How can you say that? You matter more to me than anyone, Cameron. You're my brother, my twin, my best friend, my everything. Me having friends doesn't take away what you are to me.
Edited Date: 2011-09-23 10:32 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-09-23 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] betterhummel.livejournal.com
Blaine is your best friend. Mercedes is your best friend. I don't fit in with you and - and that group. It doesn't matter.

Date: 2011-09-23 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slap-the-butt.livejournal.com
You always fit with me. No matter what, you fit with me. That's why I always try to get you to hang out with us. Because I always have a better time when you're around.

Date: 2011-09-23 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] betterhummel.livejournal.com
[ Cameron rubs at his eyes, staring down at the floor. ]

Can you just - go? I'll clean your car later.

Date: 2011-09-23 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slap-the-butt.livejournal.com
No, I'm not going anywhere until you understand.

Date: 2011-09-23 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] betterhummel.livejournal.com
I don't need to understand. [ He shakes his head slowly. ] Just - please. Please, Kurt.

Date: 2011-09-23 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slap-the-butt.livejournal.com
Maybe I need you to understand. [He crosses his arms in front of himself and stands his ground.] No, Cameron. I'm not going anywhere.

Date: 2011-09-23 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] betterhummel.livejournal.com
I don't know what you want me to understand. [ He sniffs, rubbing at his nose. ] I'm your brother. Okay. I understand.

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